bloody-mary-2006048_1920Liquor king has been absconding since march last year and Indian government is trying hard to get him back; here are the top 5 reasons why he doesn’t want to come back to India!!!!!

He flies with kingfisher airlines only!

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He is busy short listing models for his next kingfisher calendar!

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Kingfisher villa has been auctioned so virtually there is no place to live in India!

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None of the jails in India can afford cruise, beers and babes!

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Last but not the least he is afraid of anti Romeo squad!

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