Fused ‘tube light’ and its aftermath!!

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The way ‘tube light’ has bombed at the box office it seems end of the road for ‘bhai’ so now looking at bhai’s many dashing and daring qualities here are few other career options for him:

Car driving school: a car driving school where bhai can give special training on driving to wanna be drivers!as an added advantage poor people will automatically stop sleeping on the pavement!

Shooting: bhai’s shooting skills are well known to the extent that even deer of rare species are aware of that so this could also be a shining option; just think India could win much gold in Olympics in shooting!

Communication and behavioral skills training: this school should be especially for journalists so that they can get intense training by bhai on being slapped or manhandled by superstars while reporting!

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#Bahubali:The conclusion is…..!!

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SS Rajamouli’s magnum opus “Bahubali” is on a winning spree its success is a tight slap on bollywood which has been producing mediocre cinema since long hopefully Bahubali becomes an eye opener for bollywood on all the levels of filmmaking.

karan johar has rightly spotted the strength of Bahubali it will continue to entertain cinema lovers for weeks and inspire filmmakers for generations this film is surely making history kudos to SS Rajamouli and the entire team of bahubali!!

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SLB should actually spend more time reading history in a library rather than distorting history in his films after whatever happened on the sets of Padmavati slb might just start writing devdas once again the latest version will be based upon more on personal experience rather than fiction!

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Film’s title track would be like this

Humko yeh kisne
‘Thappad’ de mara
Khushi ne hamari hamein
Maar dala…maar dala..

Yeh kiski hai aahat
Yeh kiska hai saaya
Maar maar kar gaal suja dala
Maar dala…maar dala…

On a serious note how did sena recognised slb without hair dye!!

#Tiger zinda hai!!

‘Tiger zinda hai’ and so is the salman- katrina love story!!

Aap minister has taken olympics very seriously and just like ‘discus throw’,’javelin throw’ he has initiated a new game ‘mobile throw!!’

Russia and pakistan to do joint military exercise;fast changing dynamics around the world!

Bihar mein once again ‘bahaar’ hai!!

#Partners in crime!!

Everything isn’t cool for the makers of ‘kya cool hain hum’ as balaji motion pictures struggles with recent flops!

The musician turned politician has been expert in delivering hate speech now post retirement from politics he should spend some time listening to most respected jain muni tarun sagarji’s ‘karve pravachan’.

China has threatened india against arunachal pradesh,balochistan,gwadar……………………………………………………………..!!!

Facebook and whatsapp are now partners in crime!!